Unsent Corporate Letters #3: Dr. Pepper

Dear Dr. Pepper,
Listen. You know we’ve been seeing each other for a long time now. I remember when I was a kid, the first time we met, you swept me up into your bubbly arms and we’ve been together ever since. And I’d say things are pretty serious… I mean, we see each other almost [...]

Unsent Corporate Letters #2: Klondike Bar

 
Dear Ice Cream USA / Klondike Bar,
I have been a fan of your wonderful creations since my childhood. I’ve also probably tried every variety of Klondike that you’ve offered to cram down my iced gullet; Crunch, Peanut Butter, Dark Chocolate, etc., but I’ve always found my way back to the original.
After some time without one of [...]