Unsent Corporate Letters # 4 – Taco Bell

Dear Taco Bell,   Look… You know me. I know you. We’ve spent many a night together, even when one of us has been a little to heavy on the bottle. You don’t judge. But you’ve got to stop the teasing. Why is it that every time you offer me something new and exciting, you [...]

Unsent Corporate Letters #2: Klondike Bar

  Dear Ice Cream USA / Klondike Bar, I have been a fan of your wonderful creations since my childhood. I’ve also probably tried every variety of Klondike that you’ve offered to cram down my iced gullet; Crunch, Peanut Butter, Dark Chocolate, etc., but I’ve always found my way back to the original. After some time [...]

Unsent Corporate Letters #1: 7-11

  Dear Seven-Eleven, I have been a frequent shopper of yours over the years. You provide quality gasoline at a fair price, as well as a veritable cornucopia of refreshments and snacks. Whenever I see that Green/Red/Orange sign, I know that all my convenience store needs are ready to be addressed. That is, until last Saturday. [...]

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sometimes, i hate you, wordpress. no javascript? No addthis? no google analytics? you suck. and you leave me no choice but to do stupid shortcuts like this: with straight HTML. what is this? 1994?